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Playing truant from school is like a from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Playing truant from school is like a credit card Fun now, pay later !

Be sure that you go straight home from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Be sure that you go straight home after school I can't, I live just round the corner !

The brain is a wonder ful thingWhy from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
The brain is a wonder ful thing Why do you say that ? Because it starts working the second you get up in the morning and never stops until you get asked a question in class !

Teacher Id like to go through one from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Teacher: I'd like to go through one whole day without having to tell you off. Pupil: You have my permission !

Teacher Why didnt you answer me Pupil from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Teacher: Why didn't you answer me ? Pupil: I did, I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you !

Our teacher talks to herself does yours from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Our teacher talks to herself does yours ? Yes, but she does't realise it, she thinks we're actually listening !

Teacher Thats quite a cough you have from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Teacher: That's quite a cough you have there, what are you taking for it ? Pupil: I don't know teacher. What will you give me ?

Why were you late Sorry teacher I from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Why were you late ? Sorry, teacher, I overslept. You mean you need to sleep at home too !

Mother Did you enjoy the school outing from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Mother: Did you enjoy the school outing, dear ? Jane: Yes, and we're going again tomorrow. Mother: Really ? Why's that ? Jane: To try and find the kids we left behind.

Ann the teacher shouted one day at from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
'Ann!' the teacher shouted one day at the girl who had been daydreaming out the window. 'If India has the world's second largest population, oranges are 50 cents for six and it costs $3 for a day return to Austin, how old am I ? 'Thirty two!' 'Why did you say that ?' 'Well, my brother's sixteen and he's half mad !'

Boy to Friend Im sorry I wont from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Boy to Friend: I'm sorry, I won't be able to go out after school. I promised Dad that I would stay in and help him with my homework.

Im not going to school today Alexander from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
'I'm not going to school today,' Alexander said to his mother. 'The teachers bully me and the boys in my class don't like me.' 'Why ?' 'Firstly, you're 35 years old. Secondly, you're the principal.'

School Principal Ive called you into my from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
School Principal: I've called you into my office, Peter, because I want to talk to you about two words I wish you wouldn't use so often. One is "great" and the other is "lousy." Peter: Certainly, sir. What are they?

Teacher What happened to your homework Pupil from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Teacher: What happened to your homework? Pupil: I made it into a paper plane and someone hijacked it.

Whats the longest piece of furniture in from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
What's the longest piece of furniture in the school? The multiplication table.

Teacher Didnt you know the bell had from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Teacher: Didn't you know the bell had gone? Fred: I didn't take it, Miss.

Teacher Why do you want to work from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Teacher: Why do you want to work in a bank, Alan? Fred: 'Cuz there's money in it, sir.

Did you hear what happened when there from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Did you hear what happened when there was an epidemic of laryngitis at school? The school nurse sent everyone to the croakroom.

A school teacher injured his back and from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. He wore it under his shirt and it was not noticeable at all. On the first day of the term, still with the cast under his shirt, he found himself assigned to the toughest class in the school. Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, he opened the window as wide as possible and then busied himself with desk work. The classroom became a bit unruly and he admonished them. This happened several times. While working at his desk, the strong breeze from the window made his tie flap annoyingly. He kept rearranging and rearranging the tie as the class become more and more unmanageable. Finally, becoming disgusted with the wayward tie, he stood up and took a big stapler off his desk and stapled the tie to his chest in several places. Discipline was not a problem from that day forth.

Johnny comes back from school crying and from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Johnny comes back from school crying and says, "Mommy all the kids in the school say I have a big head." His mother replies, "No you don't Johnny. You have a hideously deformed head. The other children are merely hiding the truth to protect your feelings."